the-absolute-funniest-posts:

miketooch:

I want a phone that looks like a Pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts.

…I wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so I can record their “cry.”

OMG

make the “cry” their ringtone!!!

WILD STEVE APPEARED!

I just want a Pokedex.

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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itsthathickness:

oh-my-camila:

deideiartistic:

mememaster:

From presidential daughter to straight up gangster in 0.2 seconds

Like father, like daughter:

can i just tell you how much i love the presidential family like omf

Haha

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If you don’t reblog this, I have no faith in your humanity whatsoever.

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leannanicolefacey:

This is so my life(:

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tehlittleninja:

lucky-ch4rmss:

asdfghjkl-mi4:

mahalkitax3:

topraymen:

A 14 years old boy got beaten half dead by his stepfather. His only fault was this that he tried to protect his little sister from being raped. Now he’s struggling for his life, but doctors say he won’t make it without a surgery. His mother doesn’t have money to pay it.tumblr donates 45cents for every sharing or reposing.

Please Verify, Don’t Ignore thinking It To be FAKE
(Mother’s Number Not Disclosed For Security Reasons)
Doctor’s Contact Number: +91 20 6721 3400
Hospital Name: Sahyadri Hospital

Please help.
Lke, share & spread the message..! Share if you care !

this won’t make your blog look ugly. have a heart now

this should have more notes

Please go save a life

I try so hard to have faith in the world but these people make me sick.

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annthaang:

lolsofunny:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

omg .^ LOLOL

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